Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.

by Primus DCE July 2, 2024

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!

"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!

by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum

For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu

by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

Fu Hao

Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.

Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.

by CocaineBear99 April 10, 2023

Fu

It's a different word for happy

Speaker 1:Ayo he is such a fu
Speaker 2:What's a fu?
Speaker1:A word for happy
Speaker2:I'm never a fu :(

by Bd0g January 30, 2022