Blooming flower

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.

She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower

by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010

Flower

Flower means dying, RED situation - in army code/slang.

Example of how you can put the word together

"He's pushing up the daisies"

"We've got a flower here, please call Medical"

by Daniel G, Haïm October 24, 2008

flower

flower is when you touch yourself.

if you can’t do honihoni with anyone you do flower to yourself instead

cookie flowers herself, just cos.

cookie N naomi flower each other;)

by chichilove June 21, 2018

wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.

1. Donny, Chrono Itoshi, Strider, and Patrick Redwood are all disgusting wank flowers so don't go near them.
2. I hope you break your ear, you wank flower!

by J0sk0r R0sk0r July 30, 2004

flower

the reproductive system of many plant species, naturally given as a metaphoric gift to the chick you're with

I got some flowers for my chick. I hope that plant's junk gets her in the mood.

by illicinomen June 28, 2009

Flower Pot

Pay no mind to the above entries. A flower pot is an act of humiliation or enjoyment for some. It requires that someone's mouth be shit it. Then the offender, who already has his/her pants down, trims their pubic hair and lets the trimmings fall into the open mouth. And simultaneously, the pube trimmer/defecator fills the "flower pot" with his/her own urine in the hopes that some foul vegetation will sprout.

I'm getting revenge on my brother by giving him a fucking flower pot. Yeah, he won't get the taste of shit and piss off his breath for three weeks, not to mention picking the pubes out of his teeth.

by Phillip T. Künz August 14, 2010

Flopper

Someone who while having intercourse flops like a fish while attempting missionary position.

I heard that john kid is a flopper

by shake22 April 30, 2010