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First descent

When you know that you're the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.

Nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
poop toilet office deuce
Dude, I went to go deuce at the office today. Toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. Awesome first descent!
by Jewfish 415 April 17, 2016
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first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.
I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.
by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017
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First Worldism

A set of moral, social, political, economic and philosophical principles followed by first world countries which is treated as a benchmark for a civilized state.
U.S.A is actively trying to spread First Worldism. I hope the don't attack Afghanistan.
by il_mus June 27, 2020
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tie for first

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.
You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3
by Vadriac October 9, 2008
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love at first plight

When you are forced to interact with someone due to some unexpected blunder or tragedy (e.g. a car accident) and end up as romantic partners with that person.
Mr. and Mrs. Davis always joke about how they met when his car ran over her mailbox, their love at first plight scenario
by the_one_that_wasnt_taken December 5, 2011
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Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary
Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.
by Andrastegb February 23, 2015
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