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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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SPN FAMILY

We are a large group of family and we take it very seriously! We only spread love and positivity
SPN HATERRR: I hate your stinkin show it’s so stupid and it’s fans are ugly

SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST

SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*

SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*

SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*

SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!

SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy
by Cof is number one spnfam fan August 21, 2022
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Adams family

A male / female within a family ethnic group from the Gypsy - Traveller community most commonly described to have similarities to those of the hit tv / film “ The Adams Family “ . Due to there family being quite strange etc : the daughter

‘lenamarie’ she has disappointed her father throughout her life span it did not help when she introduced a member or the opposite heritage ( Irish )
to her family & then asked to ‘ court ‘
He was too attractive from them to handle due to this the mother ‘ Cherie Ann ‘ then took a heart attack.

Bit of advice you need patience and a in-depth pocket for her.

As for the kids Archie jr he’s alright he just enjoys some video games and peace while ‘ barbecue rib ‘ (aka Archie senior nicknames given by friend ‘ Ben ‘ ) is off ‘ lamping ‘ ‘ rabbiting ‘ ‘ coursing ‘ and many more silly hobbies you could the piss out of.

For little Whitney short and sweet she’s is a demon child. Buy her gifts and she will love you.

If you are reading this #irish are number 1
Gallagher 1 - Browns 0

‘ Ahooooit ‘
‘Did you guys see the brown family.

Who that Archie , cherie ann , Archie jr , Whitney & lenamarie bunch ?.

Yeh there quite weird some might even call them the Adams Family. ‘
by Bagsofcash May 7, 2021
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Lizama Family

The Lizama Family is a strong family full of love god bless them
I wanna be part of the Lizama Family
by Rayraylili October 25, 2020
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Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!
by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010
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