brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

Elis

Basically the worlds best person. Elis has a very big heart..... and dick aswell! Elis is the one you should think about when you wake up in the morning and go to bed at night. Elis is a proffesional icebreaker and always makes you laugh your clothes off.

I just wanna se Elis's big muscles.
Yesterday i saw Elis flex with some gucci shit.
Elis is my hero and my inspiration.

by NoobKid420 October 13, 2017

eli thompson

Well known community trooper, appears often in Liriks stream.

Eli thompson: Need a ride mr. barksdale?
Avon: oh fuck!!

by av0n thompson April 19, 2017

The Eli cone

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.

Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!

by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017

Eli

Meme lord. Often makes fun of Marcus loves fortnite and gets angry very esaly

Eli1 can you be any uglier
Marcus1yhea

by Oneboot October 30, 2017

Ely

Ely, is a small Western town in Nevada with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the mountains.

"Dude, did you see Tyler's pregnant cracked out sister Ashley?"

"Yeah,he's from Ely NV"

by Countryboy07250 November 15, 2017

Eli Rollins

A little bitch who watches anime and gives up on things to easy

Eli Rollins gives up on everything

by Fbdjdnd December 2, 2017