elmo bitch tits

when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man boobs are just bulging out.

Dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo bitch tits.

by elmo4700 September 11, 2010

elemenoh

The middle of the alphabet.

abcdefghifj LMNO(elemenoh) pqrstuvqxyz.

by dispicableme February 19, 2011

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Elmo

Ok so if yous are fucking this chick and you want oral but her mouth is to small for my huge penis (or yours) you cut her mouth wider with a pen knife tie her to the wall then stitch it shut around your oenis and when she dies rip the stitches apart and poo alover her, crucify her to the wall and leave.

Man I elmo'ed that girl last night!

by Lover1978 April 26, 2009

st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..

with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

7th Element

the slang term for "Im a rotten B_tch. I know nothing because I am also a total motherf_cking _sshole."

Internet.News is such a 7th Element!

by 7th Element February 27, 2004

Elmo

Pubic Hair; A large amount of pubic hair.

a. That's a mighty fine elmo you got there.
b. I want to color\colour my elmo green.

by CsH August 27, 2005