eilert

A man who is better than everyone with the names of Adrian or Emil. Extremely attractive to girls. An expert on good memes. Yeet

See Eilert over there. He is cool

by Ruismasher101 February 14, 2019

emerald isle

the best beach on the east coast and you should definitely spend your summer there

everyone gets along, ice cream is great, surfing, wings or pacific, gotta go to the pier, emerald forest, go karts, every freaking thing you can think of

girl on vsco: “summer 2019 is gonna be the best one yet!”
north carolina girls: if it’s not in emerald isle then it’s not!

by yesimfromnc February 20, 2019

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

eilerts

the smartest bitches you’ll ever meet belong to this last name.

“she’s better than me, she’s gotta be an eilerts”

by Twenty one brooklyns June 28, 2019

Emerald Splash

Emerald Splash is anundefectable attack from Kakyoin

Jotaro: *Deflects Emerald Splash*

Kakyoin: Nani the fuck!? No one can just DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019