Humpty-Dumptied

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

by Stoney69 December 18, 2020

Big Dumper

Someone who spends large amounts of money or participates in activities involving large amounts of money

This bitch gon eat duck cause I’m a Big Dumper

by Goatedbids April 25, 2021

Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.

by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021

Illegal Dumper

An illegal dumper is what one calls a woman's hindend when it's too unbelievably large.

*Woman walks by*
Friend 1: "damn she has a fat ass"
Friend 2: "yeah that's one illegal dumper"

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

Clip Dumping

Stocking up game clips without uploading them, then proceeding to post a large amount of them at one time without warning.

"Dude, look at clips chat."
"Augh, Johns clip dumping again."
"Hate when he does that."

by devbail October 8, 2021

Clam dumping

When a girl Cum on a guys face

She climbed on top of my face and was clam dumping all over me

by Clam dumper November 4, 2021

Giganticus Dumpis

A dump that is so large it physically hurts to poop out

Person 1: Wow dude, that was a Giganticus Dumpis

Person 2: Yeah, I saw

Person 1: What the hell

by BEANS WITH A Z November 7, 2021