Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.

"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"

by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.

After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.

by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017

Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.

I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help

by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020

Scary Dump

When a girls dump (ass) is so big is scary.

"That girl got a scary dump. That shit scary fat."

by Yo girl kayla August 14, 2020

dump-dat

A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"

As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.

by Timmymoto April 22, 2010