rutty duck

When one if finished with fucking a poopy asshole he chooses not to clean off his penis, instead he puts his poop covered dick back into his pants for the rest of the day.

Dude i justed fucked sharmayne in the ass.

Dude i can smell ur rutty duck from here, clean it up

by dfgdfg October 03, 2007

duck butter

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!

by MR DB aka the DeebMan May 15, 2004

fumb duck

opposite of dumb fuck .. but this one sounds more funny!!
invented by a brilliant guy i guess

You fumb duck , you !!

by thesmoke September 28, 2006

duck bear

Duckbear is the gamefaqs joke account to top all joke accounts anywhere, ever. He's a fat slob who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it.
At first he plagued LUE with his topics and messages of redemption and terror, but then he spread to all the boards on gamefaqs. Back in the day, even the administrator would get mad at him for his absolute holiness.

Duckbear(gamefaqs), Christian Carlos(gamefaqs), Soldier of Christ(BOL)

by Kahzakahna April 30, 2004

dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

duck quacking

The sound a woman makes when a man "face fucks" her.

When a woman gives you a blow job grab the back of her head and forcefully thrust your cock in and out of her mouth as fast as you can. She will soon be gasping for air, as you continue to mouth fuck her she will sound like a duck quacking as she gasps for air.

by deliveryboy February 11, 2010

Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
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Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 02, 2009