dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold

person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)

by Questionforgodwhy April 7, 2021

Dork

Derriona Letoya Hawkins

Derriona is such a dork, she is apart of every after school group and says such dorkish things you can’t do anything but call her what she is. A DORK!!!

by -Gunna March 28, 2025

coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack November 18, 2023

Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.

"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.

by The Jerker January 7, 2024

Dinka dork

A younger kid. Dinka is a nickname. Dinka is addicted to games on a computer or tv

Stop being a dinka dork

by Grebneknehs March 23, 2011

Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

by mattan2900 September 4, 2010