dork

Taylah <33

taylah is my little dork c:

by L0Z January 11, 2022

Dork

A dork is most likely what you call the person who means the world too you! 🙄❤️ And when you are writing this (reading this) you probs just got a text from them so you have to end the defection there!

Me: he’s such a dork I love him!
Friends: UGH you always talk about that dork 🙄

by bark bark ruff ruff 😦 January 25, 2021

Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.

guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork

by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019

A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair

Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork

by PigLink June 16, 2020

Dork slot

(1990’s prison slang)
Someone who is dumb bitch. Typically used as a derogatory term, same as calling them a bitch.

“Touch my dick one more time and I’ll smack the shit out of you dork slot”

by 90’s nigga November 11, 2020

dork quirk

An eccentricity of someone that makes them antisocial.

His dork quirk is that he rocks back and forth in his chair when he's alone.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Dork

Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.

That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021