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cactus dildo

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016
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Poop dildo

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
by August ki June 15, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.
by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018
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dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.
Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man
by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006
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dialogue

The conversations that you have with someone after you have known them FOREVER, and have absolutly NOTHING left to talk about. "Conversations" imply two way, thoughtful, communication. "Dialogue" could be spouted out by a parot and be the same.
by me October 31, 2003
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dildo faggins

the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell
"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "
by amelara69 January 23, 2017
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