School Play Curtain

The condition of having extremely loose labia achieving the appearance of auditorium drapes.

See also "Wizard Sleeve"

I was taken aback by her school play curtain once I got into her pants

by Umrka August 29, 2009

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

turkey shower curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara has turkey shower curtains.

by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008

sexy curtain

jelly fish giving you stings in the shape of a dick or a vagina near your genitals, encouraging you to find some sexy person of the oppiste sex who is a cheep prostitute. fuck the word cheep.

jenna was swimming in the meditarian sea with a hot canadain boy named mitchel who sent a jelly fish upon her so he could hire her for cheEp prostitute sex when she had a sexy curtain preformed.

by M-Esarahjenna August 6, 2008

high school play curtain

A very, VERY loose vagina.

That drunk chick I banged last night had a high school play curtain! It was gross!

by MrYinny May 22, 2008

do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

Peeling the Curtain behind the Cloud

To reveal hidden detail or an illusion to an otherwise oblivious person or audience. Peeling the curtain behind the cloud is to give yourself or others away.

A phrase commonly used and misunderstood in the popular podcast 'Two Guys who Sometimes Disagree'.

Nick: That's some funky crayfish

Micah: It was left outside for four days

Nick: Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud

"Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud to reveal the Louisiana Crayfish."

"Stop peeling the curtain behind the cloud."

by Milly's Mannerisms November 4, 2017