critter dick

Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...

"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"

by Derek Danksworth July 20, 2008

critical intention

this word is a young word like for a plyer who really wants to be a breaker or it is a breaker.it is also a qiuck word for an player who is strong and also play good in sports but bad in computers

wow that guy look fine.i consider him as a critical intention.

by Angel February 15, 2005

critzles

crusty old dried semen or sperm

guy:theres critzles on your bed

guy2:sickk

by dylanbiscool May 12, 2007

critdiculous

any form of inanity, stupidity, debauchery, or other unbelievable activity that occurs in a bar/pub environment, usually but not always resulting from excess consumption of alcohol. In general, the event has to be strange enough to seem surreal.

"Ben, put your pants back on. you are being critdiculous."

by zaphod750 August 14, 2009

Critgasm

Used in RPG games, when a player scores a string of critical hits beyond normal critical chance. Generally 4 or more.

"I was having trouble killing this one tank player, but then I critgasmed and they died so hard"

by Proteaus April 17, 2010

Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.

I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.

by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010