cricket

To be so comfortable in your bed that you start to rub your legs in a fashion similar to that of a cricket.

I was so comfy last night that I began to cricket!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!

by chirp_577 December 3, 2017

Dust Cricket

An old southern term of endearment for white people, given to them by moon crickets.

"Look at those dust crickets on their way to Cheesecake Factory"

by Ryanverse March 26, 2024

Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022

cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.

Fuck not those cricket Poms again

by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023