Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.

Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!

by Rell Mars November 21, 2018

Cock Cricket

Cock Cricket: a woman who bounces from man to man creating problems (making noise).

That girl Tiffany is the biggest cock cricket i know.

by YungChap July 23, 2025

Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021