by C-Diz12 August 8, 2009
Get the counterfeit swagger mug.when you are addicted to looking at the count down of months/days/hours/minutes/seconds until the release of a long awaited movie/book/game on the website for said movie/book/game in a desperate attempt to make the time till its release go faster.
'Hey Alice'. said Jane. 'are you looking forward to the release of the New Moon movie?' 'Yeah.' said Alice. 'I am! I have major countdownitis, I've been staring at the website for hours!'
(*note. I just used the names of my to favourite twilight characters for the example.)
(*note. I just used the names of my to favourite twilight characters for the example.)
by Suzy Turquoise Blue October 21, 2009
Get the Countdownitis mug.The study of all aspects of counterfeiting and how to do it and get away with it. How to produce the best counterfits not only of money but of any brand product. Include analysis of object to be counterfited to see how it is made also how to make a perfect copy.
by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010
Get the Counterfeitology mug.When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"
Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
Get the Counter Status mug.The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.
Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.
That's Counter Haterism.
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.
That's Counter Haterism.
by DRose1 January 12, 2012
Get the Counter Haterism mug.Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
by Maaron May 19, 2013
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Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu May 2, 2016
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