The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.

*mutters The Cones Prayer*

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Pbtc

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by The Cone November 24, 2010

Dirty Cone

The act of ingesting chocolate syrup through one's anus (boofing) with a traffic cone or funnel.

We got into some weird stuff last night, and she asked me for a dirty cone.

by Storm109 December 26, 2019

PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

Something you say randomly.

Hey, I'm getting piz- PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

by TapCat February 10, 2021

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016

cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them

Don't make me cone you.

by jessme March 26, 2024

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 1, 2019