Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

by trtw June 2, 2010

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

Kush Cologne

Smelling like loud weed when carrying weed on your person or after a hotbox.

Calvin had that kush cologne on last night, he had a quarter of OG in his pocket.

by Soapy Taco October 2, 2015

The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 11, 2019

Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.

I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.

by Racist’s United August 28, 2019

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021