Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).
by optimuspunk October 12, 2025
Get the Colinmug. The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world
Hottest girl in school:I need to go out with Colin he’s so sexy
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵
by I’m just too sexy🤷♂️ December 11, 2020
Get the Colinmug. Colin sucks dick
by Bigbandz nigga July 15, 2019
Get the Colinmug. A dumb guy who thinks he’s cool because he plays hokey and thinks he’s all that.he thinks he is hot ,cute, beautiful,and sexy but he is not he is dumb most likely blond and dumb ,ugly, rude , and annoying But for some reason every woman’s likes him
by Lily aka dumb blond December 24, 2019
Get the Colinmug. 
Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.
by SBA Anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Colin Wongmug. The worst damn name ever invented. Any parent so braindead as to permanently scar their poor, innocent child with such a hideously dweebish name deserves nothing less than eternal damnation
Colin, you poor bastard, I could never live having to bear a cross so painful as that abomination of a name
by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
Get the Colinmug.