coffee stains

The stains left in your underwear after unleashing a wet fart

The bean soup I ate for lunch gave me coffee stains.

by Joe Z January 08, 2007

Coffee Ecstasy

The Most Sexy band on the face of the... Universe. And Sexy. And everyone in it is Sexy. And a pimp. If there was a word other than pimp that meant a pimp, it would be Coffee Ecstasy. Though that is 2 words. Shut up before I blind you with our sexy good looks.

SexyMan1: My favorite band is Coffee Ecstasy
SexyMan2: DAMN! They are so hot!
Carmen Electra: I made out with everyone in Coffee Ecstasy!
Jesus: I Heart Coffee Ecstasy!
Allah: Me 2!
Buddah: Fo Sho!
Ghaneesha: I love to look at their sexy tight buns.

by The most Sexy man ever. July 23, 2008

Coffee Cup

A slang term on the streets for a females vagina.

Dude, check it out. that girls coffee cup is so visible right now.

by BlackKidd July 16, 2008

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

coffee badging

Since hybrid workers are being asked to return to work, this is a new trend which consists of going into the office building for the morning coffee, "badging in" for the day, and then going home to work for the remainder of the day.

I get so distracted at work, I might have to start coffee badging to meet my at-work quota.

by LateToThe Party October 06, 2023

choppy coffee

Choppy Coffee is a drug that you chop up and snort. Such as coke, meth, or anything else you can get your paws on to get that razor blade out and line em up. Plan for prolonged hours of daylight and interupted sleeping habits, but a damn good time!

I got some great Choppy Coffee last night and threw a huge Bender Party at my house! I've been up for f-ing 2 days and still raging on!

by Prozic December 11, 2005

Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll August 02, 2008