coffee stains

The stains left in your underwear after unleashing a wet fart

The bean soup I ate for lunch gave me coffee stains.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Hot Coffee

The GTA San Andreas mod that caused the came to receive an Adults-only rating by the ESRB. The mod allows the player access to previously included (but not accessible) explict gameplay.

Scott: 'I have to get a hold of Hot Coffee'
David: 'I've already got it - it's some funky shiat'

by Rock DJ August 26, 2005

Coffee Cup

A slang term on the streets for a females vagina.

Dude, check it out. that girls coffee cup is so visible right now.

by BlackKidd August 10, 2008

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

choppy coffee

Choppy Coffee is a drug that you chop up and snort. Such as coke, meth, or anything else you can get your paws on to get that razor blade out and line em up. Plan for prolonged hours of daylight and interupted sleeping habits, but a damn good time!

I got some great Choppy Coffee last night and threw a huge Bender Party at my house! I've been up for f-ing 2 days and still raging on!

by Prozic December 13, 2005

Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

coffee badging

Since hybrid workers are being asked to return to work, this is a new trend which consists of going into the office building for the morning coffee, "badging in" for the day, and then going home to work for the remainder of the day.

I get so distracted at work, I might have to start coffee badging to meet my at-work quota.

by LateToThe Party October 6, 2023