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coffee

Something that drips onto a banana when your Aunt Flow comes to visit.
Oh my! I need some bananas because I'm dripping coffee!
by Felsey September 19, 2005
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Coffee Walker

1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.

2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.

3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
Jay is quite the coffee walker. Our IT Program Director has a real talent for Coffee Walking.
by WCSikes September 9, 2008
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ShowStopper Coffee

A type of coffee, popularized by ShowStopper, which consists of coffee and hot cocoa.
I love a cup of ShowStopper Coffee in the morning! It's delicious!
by ShowStopper Faith November 9, 2011
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Coffee Spit

After drinking a large amount of coffee or espresso, your spit looks like coffee. May even contain caffeine.
Dude, I could get a buzz off of your coffee spit!
by Bifrons July 10, 2010
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Coffee-Addict

Supposedly a famous internet figure, from Finland. He is known for extreme use of sarcasm, flaming, but also at times for witty conversations and helpfulness.

While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.

Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.

Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.
<nebulian> Stop trying to be a coffee-addict, dude.
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<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?
by Pekka May 19, 2006
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Australian coffee

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.
I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.
by notsmartdum May 14, 2010
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Dog Coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by The Bathtub Sophist August 28, 2007
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