classiclism

classic at its realist.

classic+realism=classiclism

Look at that girls shirt (girls shirt: "I dont eat meat but I'll eat you alive.")..classiclism.

by ThvngsBlvwn March 27, 2011

Classic Chick

An old hookup whom you have lost contact with, only to bring her back, in order to simulate the feeling of a new hookup.

"We should get some new ladies, although nothing feels newer than a classic chick"

by Mrgrumpykins April 25, 2011

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013

classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013