Steezus Christ

Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0

Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.

by PORGSSSS December 30, 2023

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 3, 2020

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Steezus Christ

Steezus Christ is the holy man that is the steeziest man known for his amazing style, vibe and love for others. His name is only known by few. There are plenty of others who use the name but only one official Steezy One.

He will rise again and show the world a new wave. Amen and thanks Steezus Christ.

by The Official Steezus Christ April 7, 2025

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023