Chinese Trots

Simply put, having an acute case of diarrhea where one is careful to keep the butt cheeks tight to prevent possible leakage while walking to the nearest facilities to release the Kraken.

Dude, did you see that chick over there walking kinda funny? I thought her hip huggers were just way too tight, but then I saw a green apple splatter on her ass. She must have the Chinese Trots...

by Mountain Lion May 26, 2012

that's pretty chinese

adjective: Used to express feelings of disapproval. Suitable times to use the phrase include when something could be considered cheap and petty. It would have to be something very minor, yet often the subject of senseless banter and complaining. In other words it's very annoying.

Example 1:

Pete: Bro, she left me for some weirdo that looks like a Don Knotts

Dave: Huh, that's pretty Chinese.

Example 2:

Clerk: Could you give me your name, sir?

Tax filer: Oh yeah stones. I'm not supposed to eat stones.

Clerk: ...That's pretty Chinese, sir. Can I have your social security number just in case you get lost finding your way home?

by Bake'Em AwayToys February 25, 2011

Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 2, 2004

Chinese Deathstar

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.

If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.

by JPey December 19, 2007

chinese room

The room at lakeside where stuff that no one wants goes in. When i say stuff, i mean stuff, and other stuff, like people stuff. Related words to chinese room magnet theory.

Girl: I will go to the chinese room to put this old rotten apple!

by annonymous March 22, 2005

Chinese Fireball

The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.

Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"

Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."

Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."

by Pigeonj January 1, 2008