stirring the chili

the act of dampening ones finger to properly lubricate the anal orifice before sexual penetration.

Adam was stirring the chili before having a roast beef sandwich!!

by ralphie deuce January 23, 2011

Alabama mexican chili bowl

Get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your ass as you uppercut her tits thin slapnher with your nuts and shit in mouth

Fuck you cuz you alabama mexican chili bowl

by Jackoffnark July 30, 2017

Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog

the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.

Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

by compacked shit July 1, 2009

michigan chili bowl

Doing a mentally handicap woman from behind and just before she climaxes you pull her helmet off and take a shit in it !!!

I gave her an awesome michigan chili bowl last night but I held the crackers .

by gtANUBIS October 22, 2010

Wapato chili burger

When you shit on a mans balls. Then proceed to stick your penis between his shitty balls, into a females mouth. While fisting her ass.

Q: Yo' kusha wanna get down on a wapato chili burger!? With that fine skagbag over there?

A: Hells ya I do brah. Shit on my balls while I fist the bitch. Then rail her mouth threw my shitty Ty balls!!!

by Tyballsandshit November 14, 2009

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The best true band that lives on the face of the planet. The music is real, the vocals are flawless. Widely known as an 80's band, they did actually make music long afterwards. This band is the absolute best band ever and cannot be defied. Also a spicy vegetable, usually coming in a pointed, arrow-head like shape, that can come in several colours, but generally red.

Megan: Whatcha listening to?
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.

by Fell Despises May 22, 2005

chili three way

Much like a chili dog, but done with double penetration.

"Dude, Lance and I just gave that whore a chili three way she won't be forgetting anytime soon!"

"Honey, tonight I'm feeling frisky. Put on my strap-on and bone me in the ass with both dicks, then wipe the shit all over my naked flesh."

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight June 8, 2004