cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.

"It has cereal crotch on it"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018

Cereal

(Sear-real)

Adjective:

Everything you can possibly describe

Ex: funny cool new hot cold .etc

That's so cereal

Tommy is so cereal

Tyler's laugh is so cereal

by xX84cereal4dayz💵💸gangXx February 19, 2018

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone May 10, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

Cereal box

You often keep your ceral in them they are made of cardboard and some kids make robots out of them they are often a insult boys use on girls to show they are flat chested

Dude1:omg she’s pretty flat. Dude2:ye she’s a right cereal box

by Sexybaby6666 August 3, 2018

Cereal

Street name for ketamine.

You got a decent link for cereal?

by Kali Koko August 24, 2018