carolina

Carolina is an amazing friend, shy at first but when we really meet her, we see that shy there's nothing!!
She is beautiful, funny, and anyone who sees her on the street falls in love, blue-eyed blonde, tall and thin, is literally perfect, the girl everyone wants to be.
The only thing she lacks is intelligence, but she will recover.
Carol, this is for you from your best friend!

A: Do you know carolina?
B: The one very beautiful?

by matildebruh November 21, 2021

Carolina Sprinkler

While your finger blasting a girl, and she hangs on a running ceiling fan and squirts all around the whole room

Last night I gave a girl thee ol carolina sprinkler and she ruined my mom's wall paper

by Ricky 4 April 26, 2025

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

Carolina Subsoil

A shitting of the pants resulting from a fart originating from the deepest part of a man’s colon.

Kyle: Dam Hank, that was a monster blast.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.

by Dmhaeb March 2, 2022

carolina suicide

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex

Hey babe want a carolina suicide?

by Philma wood October 13, 2023