Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.

Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck

by Qwertyuio1234567890-asdfghjklz April 19, 2022

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Carlos

Carlos a very tall and strong man, he is super generous to the people who treat him right and he has a really big dick.
He would never cheat on a girl and is a very loyal friend.

Omg, that Carlos he’s so 😍😍

by Kvng_Los66 February 25, 2019

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A Mexican who loves to say the n word.Has Hispanic and black friends mostly barely like 3 white people. Charming guys sometimes.Not a good way with ladies.Sometimes he pulls up some hoes but his friend says that.The word nigger is in his favorite word book.

Chris:Young fly on the track
Carlos: Niggers Niggers Niggers

by The lost Mc November 21, 2021

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Carlos Zorro

Spanish for Charlie Fox, which is the military term for a Cluster Fuck. Used by gringos to describe the chaos of a Latin American country.

Justin: Dude, our van is being attacked by little kids who want rosaries!
Pete: Throw the damn things and let's get the hell out of here now!
Justin: How did we get into this huge Carlos Zorro?

by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo January 17, 2011

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