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It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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Thunder Trumpet

Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff
We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!
by Annikins September 23, 2023
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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.
Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet
by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
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Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023
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Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.
Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”
by Tagtart July 10, 2020
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