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Bus Noob

The kind of person who freaks out yelling "Back door!" at the bus driver because they can't figure out how to open the back door. Usually they assume they are trapped and begin to panic. This is caused by being incredibily stupid, or simply because they've never been on a bus before.
Passenger: Back door!
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.
by C-92 January 16, 2010
mugGet the Bus Noobmug.

Missed The Bus

When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.

Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.

Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
by emdods536 January 26, 2009
mugGet the Missed The Busmug.

bu-dussi

budussy is an adjective used to describe things. budussy means booty, dick, and pussy. therefore the word could describe smell or taste.
as i walked past the whore, all i could smell was budussy. what weak gae that is.
by shug October 21, 2003
mugGet the bu-dussimug.

School Bus

"damn, i popped 2 school buses and drank endless beers. Remember very little exept waking up hours later on the kitchen floor”
by thor7614 May 22, 2011
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Special Bus

A transit bus that has been drafted for a special use, displaying "SPECIAL" or "SPECIAL BUS" in lights on the front.
"There goes the Special bus again; maybe you should hop on?"
by Beryllium July 23, 2008
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Bus Drama

A live show on the bus (alt., on the train) put on by crazy or outspoken people (see, "Busnuts") who feel the need to act out their private junk on the bus, talk to the voices in their heads, or just generally make a scene for the enjoyment of others, on public transportation.
I saw a bus drama today when some busnut started yelling at a tourist for bumping into him.
by michaelp August 16, 2011
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Sorry Bus

Bus that is not in service and displays "Sorry Out Of Service" on its destination sign.
Dammit, I've been waiting 25 minutes and the only ones that have gone by are Sorry Buses.
by TTZork January 8, 2008
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