Ex boyfriend

Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.

girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.

by plentifulboosoms June 28, 2011

Boyle

A Boyle is a term used in place of nouns. It is particularly used in catchy rap and RNB songs. Boyle can also be inserted in place of anyword that begins with a B.

Soulja Boyle Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boyle

Oooo Boyle made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And now I know Boyle thinks I'm cool
Boyle gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at Boyles spot tonight

by Boylenu May 24, 2008

Surrogate Boyfriend

A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.

Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.

by NeonDancer October 20, 2009

boyfriend

1.Your best friend,your protector,and the one you can always depend on. Can be short term or long term.

2.Something that single women are always trying to steal seehomewrecker

Nina used to be sad and depressed,but her new boyfriend has really brighned up her life.

by The only sane one January 18, 2008

asshole boyfriend

The boy who is suppose to be sweet, loving and tender but is a complete jerk who forgets to hold the door open for you. He also hates all your friends and gets mad when you hangout with anyone else besides him.

Girl: I am going to go this party tonight, wanna come?
Guy: No, I don't like the guy who is throwing it.
Girl: oh okay, I am going with some girlfriends then
Guy:No you aren't going
Girl: Yes I am why do you care If I go or not
Guy:You are stupid

Guy then proceeds to be a complete jerk the rest of the night.
Girl mumbles..ugh he is such an asshole boyfriend

by Pissed2theT December 30, 2010

boyfriend

loving guys in your life who will do anything for you and love you unconditionally. they are there for you to hug and tell secrets to. most of the time they listen. boyfriends are great!

i love my boyfriend....he rocks!

by muffin February 23, 2005

Boyfriend Season

Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.

It's boyfriend season, chu kn0w what that means ;)

by fckshtstck October 26, 2011