magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013

mow box

to perform oral sex on a woman

I mow box for a living

by Sean February 22, 2003

Black-box

To imprison someone in a secret location.

The CIA started black-boxing suspected terrorists after 9/11.

by Syjel October 28, 2009

Box Crotch

Girls legs are too spaced apart/too thin that her crotch looks like a box is put between it.

That skinny bitch totally has a box crotch!

by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008

box bitch

A guy who is too dumb to do anything else at work besides carry boxes from one place to another.

It's hysterical to watch Jim, the box bitch, carry everyone's boxes around.

by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007

Green Box

Greenbox: (Gree-Ahn-Bawksz) The electrical box where smokers, art freaks, emos, band geeks, weird kids, goths, lame kids, losers, unaccepted fags, kids who shop at target and/or walmart and people who wear DC hang out, usually caught by greenbox patrol. These kids are known as "Green Box Kids"

Guy #1: Hey Foof look at the kid over there with the glow in the dark pants with twenty zippers on them.

Guy #2: That's a "Green Box" lookin' ass kid right there he looks like Sora from kingdom hearts.

by .FooF November 2, 2010

shit box

Australian slang for a beat up- rust eaten- fall apart type of car. ie a datsun 180b.

Dan's bloody shit box broke down again...

by i own a shit box November 3, 2004