pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019