Cream Biscuit

A game in which a group of humans ejaculate onto a biscuit. Who ever ejaculates last has to eat the biscuit.

"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!"

"HANK! HANK! HANK!"

"Oh man this is exciting!Oh boy, I wonder who will have to eat the Cream Biscuit"

by Daddy's fat cock December 8, 2016

Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

sperm biscuit

the act of ejaculating into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb bitch into eating it

i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!

by creativecursing July 17, 2009

sick biscuit

A friend, aquaintence, or anyone who routinely vomits after a night of drinking.

Yo bra, don't buy that turd-burglar another shot, can't you tell he's a sick biscuit.

by DJ Tanner November 11, 2007

six biscuiter

Not usually on the restaurant menu, a collection of six individual biscuits as a single menu item.

"What's your biscuit situation? Good, I'll have a six biscuiter."

by Irrational Theory League January 16, 2008

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

by turdinator June 11, 2004