Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

six biscuiter

Not usually on the restaurant menu, a collection of six individual biscuits as a single menu item.

"What's your biscuit situation? Good, I'll have a six biscuiter."

by Irrational Theory League January 16, 2008

sick biscuit

A friend, aquaintence, or anyone who routinely vomits after a night of drinking.

Yo bra, don't buy that turd-burglar another shot, can't you tell he's a sick biscuit.

by DJ Tanner November 11, 2007

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Cream Biscuit

A game in which a group of humans ejaculate onto a biscuit. Who ever ejaculates last has to eat the biscuit.

"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!"

"HANK! HANK! HANK!"

"Oh man this is exciting!Oh boy, I wonder who will have to eat the Cream Biscuit"

by Daddy's fat cock December 8, 2016

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

by turdinator June 11, 2004