by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004
by sitruk July 19, 2011
In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.
by MrBlini May 08, 2005
To administer or inflict a massive beating, intending to demoralize or destroy ones self esteem or personal image. A deragatory term also used to be racist or offensive to niggers.
by FaygoNinja January 20, 2005
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
by LosrDogg August 18, 2009
Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.
Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!
by Plasticupp June 25, 2010
massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.
by viva_vagina October 15, 2007