brett's barrel

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna

I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier

by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Penis Barrel

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.

Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.

by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

scraping the barrel

8th song in the album "Old Souls", the second full-length album released by the australian symphonic deathcore band "Make Them Suffer". It's the album's heaviest song.

Jared: Hey, dude. Have you ever listened to the song Scraping the Barrel, by Make Them Suffer?
Leo: Yeah, man! That song is sick as hell!

by IamTheOneBADINGA March 2, 2017

barrell of tobey

The finest weed in all the land

Let's get a barrell of tobey

by iTsMr Vape June 25, 2016

blue barrel

A very large, thick dick.

Omg Caroline, John has the best blue barrel!

by The best blue barrel October 10, 2016

Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016