August 26

Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 25, 2022

August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

by Overtake August 20, 2022

August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 7

As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!

August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

No Pee August

Not allowed to piss during August

"You wanker you bloody lost it mate, how did you fail No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"

by Blackman267231 August 2, 2023