i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017

Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011

Slack crack

slackness of woman genitalia

fuckin ell lass u gotta slack crack

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007

crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.

My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line

by vanbcrime September 23, 2009