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pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.
"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
by wordmonk November 8, 2011
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Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.
by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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