Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
by ebolaids January 14, 2015
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Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation
I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space
by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024
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Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.
It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!
by Paradeiser October 16, 2020
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Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.
A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'
by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022
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Bow shock

A bow shock is, in short, when solar winds such as those emmited by the sun interact with the msgnetic field of a planet.
When this happens the kinetic energy of the solar winds is converted into thermal energy. When the radio waves of this occurance are converted into sound waves it sounds something like an earthquake (bear in mind sound waves cannot travel through a vacuum such as space because they need a medium, however radiowaves don't require a medium thus can be detected in space). A bow shock is very similar to a sonic boom
"NASA detected a bow shock with a drone surveying mars"
by Cygnus X - 1 September 23, 2022
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shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.
I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release
by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016
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