Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

by Interjekt October 26, 2015

Wanna One

The group formed by the second season of Produce 101. They debuted on August 7th 2017, their contracts ended on December 13st 2018 but will promote forever in Wannable's hearts.

"Oh, you stanned Wanna One?"

"I did then, and I still do now. As long as there is Wannables, Wanna One will always be here."

by hneulxx December 30, 2020

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 7, 2008

school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016