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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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Alan

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .
Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing
by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
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Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken
Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf
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Alan

Alan is very hot
by Claypotedits March 28, 2022
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