facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.

It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.

by bigcoluk January 5, 2018

Single

Wtf is wrong with all bitches named with J and G ?
:)

J and G are not equivalent , G is before J and J is slanted while G cannot be slant .
Therefore, bitches with J and G are unfair.
Single defines J and G . All definitions .

:)

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"

I have recently been singled.

by jech2810 September 19, 2016

A single sycophant

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.

Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Single-Player Bukake

When a person is masturbating and cums on their own face multiple times.

Single-Player Bukake is a new level of fetish.

by 84thJoe January 24, 2022

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship

“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”

by cardboardbeach September 27, 2023