When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 20, 2015
Peanut Butter Day is what Teagan looks forward too.
Teagan loves peanut butter and she shares some with Kevin although that wouldn’t be his first choice.
Teagan loves peanut butter and she shares some with Kevin although that wouldn’t be his first choice.
by Didosrightsock February 24, 2021
Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?
Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!
Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha
Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!
Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha
by Mdad February 12, 2016
by Slayer of life January 10, 2023
Get the peanut buttery peanut butter mug.
Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
where a fat male or female take peanut butter mainly smooth and rubs it around his/her nipples, face, mouth, and hands. and dances wearing nothing but underwear.
A man puts smooth peanut butter on his nipples in an attempt to seduce a passionate lover of the same sex, in this act you can also make the smooth peanut butter into creamy peanut butter this is an example of peanut butter nips.
by skullhead November 2, 2017