Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Murphy

The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.

Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?

Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.

Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.

Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?

Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.

by LDizzle10 December 19, 2018

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

brett murphy

Brett Murphy is another word for someone who goes on corn hub all day

Yo man, stop being a Brett Murphy.

by Cornhub user 42069 May 24, 2016

The Murphy

When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.

“My girl gave me The Murphy treatment last night!”

by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024

aoife murphy

An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.

“Hey look at that brunette thats 6,6 and insanely ugly”
“oh its probably just aoife murphy”

by Aoifemurphyhater February 9, 2025