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Joshua Murphy

Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.
Joshua Murphy is a callous and bully
by mrsmuffinman November 18, 2021
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Milo Murphy's Law

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Murphy

The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.
Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?

Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.

Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.

Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?

Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
by LDizzle10 December 19, 2018
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alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin
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Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.
Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.
by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020
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aiden murphy

aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong
by brick boi October 24, 2017
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eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck
“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”
by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021
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