fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

tamp slap

Full Phrase: Tampon Slap

When a tampon is pulled out of the vagina and is used to slap someone repeatedly across the face.

"I'm bitchy, I'm hormonal, and if you don't get out of my way in five seconds I'll tamp slap you!!"

by PeachesAdam December 2, 2007

reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.

When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.

by Bill Peters October 6, 2006

cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm August 1, 2008