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Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub
by Der Bobby December 14, 2010
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Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.
Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway
by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010
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Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
by R. Roll November 18, 2010
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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