seth Murphy and Millie lane

When 2 people are meant for each other and deeply in love

Seth Murphy and Millie lane defined

by Muffin man 10 May 27, 2023

Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs

Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

MURPHY BROWN!

An exclamatory used in Church basketball

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009

Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.

(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”

by SYLMAN September 27, 2022

Malarchy Murphy

a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras

Fuck off, Malarchy Murphy

by Tasty boi May 11, 2018