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Mollie Damn Murphy

Mollie one of my closest friend.Shes very funny nice and kind.Mollie is the kind of person that even if its the end of the world she would still be laughing.Even though she doesn’t obey much she always means good. :) I love her.
Cole:I dont like Mollie Damn Murphy.
Me:u have No taste do u?
by I love mooolie May 15, 2022
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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.
“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”
by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024
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Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
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Esteban Murphy

Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight

Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy
by Johnnyon the spot July 26, 2022
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Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball
by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022
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murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)
The last dump I took I got murphied.
by drgymy November 27, 2012
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