harrison

someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.

Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life expect for his sister and mother.

by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024

harrison taylor

An absolute mongo he bangs his head on pillars and walls for fun and he tginks he has something wrong with him but he is fine

Your a harrison taylor

by Unonamys April 18, 2018

Harrison

An irate man who f*cks up the driveway while in a trance again.

Her: Why is the driveway so effing icy?!
Me: sounds like a Harrison..

by Mfop May 30, 2018

harrison kyle

no one likes him, he likes to blow pipes

harrison kyle blows pipes

by sbfj,hbwKFBA,JB August 23, 2020

harrison

harrison is a gimp, who resembles a stick grenade nonce. he is overweight and you can feel the quake quake no mi tremors every step he takes. his presence is known by his gigantic presence (his big belly) his small pp produces and over amount of cheese to feed the 5000 just like prophet isa did. when harrison you say astarfurallah instead of mashallah.

harrison is a stinky nonce

by harrison hater 69420 August 17, 2023

Harrison

Harrison is a fun cool broski. sexy, tall, muscular, and has a best friend named kendall.

Harrison is always with kendall!

"yEAH, ThEy aRe beSTie gOAlas!'

by meppisvrybeg April 08, 2019

Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.

13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison

by wagwan piff October 02, 2019